June 2009
4 posts
1 tag
debbie downer + disneyworld + can’t keep a straight face = hilarious!
1 tag
Stand-Up Barbie
excerpt from my stand-up comedy routine…
“So I’m really into sports; Volleyball…Running…Tanning.
To the dismay of my feet, I recently got into soccer. One of my toenails fell off, but I’m trying to look on the bright side. I got, like, 10% off my pedicure the other day!”
Adgasm
moun.
A euphoric reaction to an amazing ad that you see, hear or interact with
Origin: Advertisement + Orgasm
Mantastic
adjective.
Infused with hyper-masculinity
Often used to describe campaigns by Axe, beer companies and other miscellaneous man brands
Origin: Manly + Fantastic
Adism
noun.
Little leassons learned from working, living, eating and breathing advertising
Origin: Advertising + Wisdom
Adism #2
There is a very fine line between inspiration and imitation. Its the same line between admiration and disdain.
May 2009
14 posts
Adism #1
Don’t be afraid to question things that come directly from the clients and/or account planners or even superiors for that matter. Just because they decree it, doesn’t necessarily mean it’s the right thing to do. We’re not just creative lemmings, here.
(Sidenote: Some account planners should have the “forward” button removed from their emails.)
Art Diwriter
noun.
A hybrid creative that can think in both witty words and pretty pictures
Origin: Art Director + Copywriter
Icecreamocracy
noun.
Ben & Jerry’s democratic campaign in which their consumers get to pick their next flavor
Origin: Ice cream + Democracy; Blogpost
Claritini
noun.
Signature drink idea that ironically gives you clarity [the farther you go, the clearer things become]
Origin: Clarity + Martini; Campaign for Crystal Cruises that I’m working on at my internship
Ben & Jerry's
I like Ben & Jerry’s because it’s like they reward you for eating their ice cream. There’s always little edible treasures hidden within.
Chihuahuas
Chihuahuas defy the laws of Darwinism.
Origin of the Power Rangers
I think the dude that thought up the Power Rangers was eating M&M’s at the time. Because he had the munchies from smoking weed.
Doctographer
noun.
A hybrid career that exercises both sides of your brain
One who diagnoses ailments and prescribes remedies in addition to capturing beautiful images on a camera
Origin: 360 degree advertising campaign for Gymboree; Doctor + Photographer
Artitecht
noun.
one who optimizes both the right and left side of his or her brain through art, math and design
a hybrid profession
Origin: Artist + Architect; 360 degree advertising campaign for Gymboree
Hiccurp
noun.
when one hiccups and burps simultaneously
a deceptive hiccup
Origin: Hiccup + Burp
Remixionary
noun.
One of a kind dictionary comprised of hybrid words
Origin: Remix + Dictionary
April 2009
1 post